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成人笑话|Difference Between Men and Women

发布于：2024-07-08 作者：jason 阅读：317

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item^{1 he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing^{2 to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate^{3 during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage after marriage.}}}

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