幽默笑话:解答难点

幽默笑xiào话huà:解jiě答dá难nán点diǎn

One day，the teacher walked into her classroom and announced to the class that on each Friday，she will ask a question of the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday.

老lǎo师shī走进jìn教室shì，向xiàng同tóng学xué们men宣布bù说shuō，将jiāng来lái每星xīng期qī五wǔ她tā都dōu会huì问wèn大dà伙一yī个gè问wèn题tí，哪nǎ个gè答dá对duì了le下xià星xīng期qī一yī就jiù不需xū要yào上shàng课kè。

On the first Friday，the teacher asked，how many grains of sand are there on the beach?Needless to say，no one could answer. The following Friday, the teacher asks the class，How many stars are there in the sky?And no one could answer.

第dì一yī个gè星xīng期qī五wǔ，老lǎo师shī问wèn:沙shā滩tān上shàng有yǒu多duō少shǎo粒lì沙shā子?不需xū要yào说shuō，没méi人rén答dá得dé上shàng来lái。第dì二èr个gè星xīng期qī五wǔ，老lǎo师shī问wèn:天tiān上shàng有yǒu多duō少shǎo颗星xīng星xīng?还hái是shì没méi人rén答dá得dé上shàng来lái。

Frustrated，little Johnny decided that the next Friday，he would somehow answer the question and get a three-day weekend. So on Thursday night, Johnny took two ping-gong balls and painted them black. The next day, he brought them to school in a paper bag. At the end of the day，just when the teacher said，Heres this weekends question，Johnny emptied the bag to floor，sending the ping-pong balls rolling to the front of the room.

小xiǎo强qiáng尼ní沮jǔ丧极了le，他tā决jué定下xià星xīng期qī五wǔ设shè法回答dá出chū老lǎo师shī的de问wèn题tí，过一yī次cì连lián续xù三sān天tiān的de周zhōu末。星xīng期qī四晚上shàng，强qiáng尼ní找了le两liǎng个gè乒pīng乓pāng球qiú，并bìng把bǎ它tā们men染rǎn成黑hēi色。第dì二èr天tiān，他tā把bǎ乒pīng乓pāng球qiú装zhuāng在zài了le一yī个gè纸zhǐ袋dài里lǐ带到dào了le学xué校xiào。这zhè一yī天tiān的de课kè快结jié束的de时shí候，老lǎo师shī说shuō:这zhè一yī星xīng期qī的de问wèn题tí是shì话huà还hái没méi有yǒu说shuō完wán，强qiáng尼ní就jiù把bǎ乒pīng乓pāng球qiú从cóng纸zhǐ袋dài里lǐ倒出chū来lái，把bǎ它tā们men滚向xiàng讲jiǎng台tái。

Because they were young kids who find any disruption of class amusing the entire class started laughing. The teacher said，OK，who's the comedian with the black balls? Immediately，little Johnny stood up and said，Johnny Henry，see you on Tuesday

孩hái子子嘛，只zhǐ须能打断duàn老lǎo师shī的de讲jiǎng课kè，他tā们men都dōu会huì感gǎn觉好hǎo玩wán，于yú是shì全quán班bān哄hōng堂táng大dà笑xiào。老lǎo师shī问wèn:这zhè类lèi黑hēi球qiú是shì什shén么me捣dǎo蛋dàn鬼的de?小xiǎo强qiáng尼ní立lì刻kè站zhàn起qǐ来lái讲jiǎng:是shì强qiáng尼ní亨尼ní的de，我答dá出chū来lái了le，下xià星xīng期qī二èr见!